I believe this is taking place to me once more. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are back at square one. It's like a bad joke. Seriously, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- Perhaps it's time change my luck
- Surely this is a dream
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was singing in the air. It was so click here funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and suddenly a flock of chickens came out under a car. They were running all over the place, and cars were screaming. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utteramazement.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be true, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
You guys won't believe what just took place. Oh my goodness, I know I'm going to lose consciousness! All of it was just totally absurd.
- I can't even
- Seriously though
- This is going to be a storyfor years to come
I gotta go! You won't believewhat happens next!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, this whole thing is just unfathomable. I attempt to grasping it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps try a different approach?